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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

kanrose:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)

i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore

dboybaker:


bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

(Source: avianawareness)

(Source: scientifrick)

zoichikanoe:

I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(Source: kronk-pepikrankenitz)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

s2gj66b8ab:

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

helloryanholmes:

Hello

(Source: ellendegeneres)

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

shinynyasupa:

iisarin:

shinynyasupa:

princesslinkk:

shinynyasupa:

How long does it take to grow a lesbian

5-6 business days

Thank you i can finally start my garden

What just happened here

Agriculture

(Source: princefalloutboy)